I’m going to eat an entire packet of cookies and nobody can stop me
this was such a bad idea
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now